| HPParody | |
| Author | Shezza |
|---|---|
| Link | http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2951377/1/HPParody |
| Story Information | |
| Summary | So here's a Harry that… has normal male nightmares, wasn't abused by his Uncle, can't cook, hates being called 'pup', did NOT try to commit suicide, doesn't stutter when Sirius is mentioned, sure as hell isn't the Heir to the founders and Merlin, doesn't use his penis as a wand, punches a goblin in the face, doesn't own any secret family vaults, definitely doesn't find Bellatrix attractive and didn't find out that Dumbledore was manipulative and diguise himself to sneak off to Diagon Alley where he didn't buy an illegal Time Turner and Dark Arts books from Knocturn Alley. |
| Pairing | None |
| Genre | Humor |
| Second Genre | Parody |
| Era | Hogwarts |
| Character | Harry Potter |
| Length | 10826 words |
| Rating | T |
| Status | Complete |